About Me

I am the Glorious Empress, Enslaver of Humanity, but my friends call me Emmy.  I'm a New York City dog with a human pet called Wendy.  Her tricks include tummy rubs, finding and serving food, and transcribing my blog - just to name a few.  I moonlight as a detective, and I have a few associates.  But really, my primary goal is to capture the hearts of all humans so that they will serve me!