My Job

Its hard to know someone without knowing what they do for a living.  Yes, you already know I'm the Enslaver of Humanity.  Few people know that in my spare time, I'm a detective!  I was working for a bit this morning, I'm really close to cracking a case.  Of course, I can't tell you the details - client confidentiality and all that.
Oh, are you wondering what that black rope thing is?  I need to keep my pet on leash so she doesn't keep walking when I stop to do some investigation.  She just doesn't get it sometimes...sigh.  Time to ponder the evidence I found today!