Introductions!

Allow me to introduce myself.  I am the Glorious Empress, Enslaver of Humanity, but my friends call me Emmy.  I'm a New York City dog with a human pet called Wendy.  Her tricks include tummy rubs, finding and serving food, and transcribing my blog - just to name a few.  I'll keep you posted as she learns new things.
I must run now, it's time for my beauty sleep <3